Motivation has got to be one of the rarest finds among a college student. The motivation gland, as everyone knows, is a very tricky thing. One with a motivation gland is born with the recessive traits for motivation. This gland can be turned on and off based on the individual. Little Bumble Bees, such as myself, are born with a fully functioning motivation gland. Though sometimes the gland is over used and can sometimes burn out. Doctors recommend a little down time followed by a little forced work. The down time is to see if the motivation gland can begin it's synthesis of motivation after a little break. The forced work is so that one can turn one's assignments in on time.
My motivation gland has decided to take a late lunch, and has left to dine at its favorite restaurant, Damgoode Pies. I am very jealous and would have liked it very much if it had invited me. When it returns it will have work over time because it had to take such a long break. That'll teach it.
The motivation gland is not found everywhere. Other animals, such as the little insects I share a hive with, are very unmotivated and prefer to do all of their work in a confined amount of time in the dark. Bumble Bees are not nocturnal. Did you know that? Yes, indeed, us Bumble Bees like it very much to get up at the crack of dawn and get straight to work. Other creatures like bats prefer to pull "all-nighters." If you do not know what an "all-nighter" is then allow for me to explain. "All- Nighter" comes from the Latin turn, "college kid." These "college kids" would often spend all of their nights doing homework at the last minute, these assignments would inevitably be poorly done, and sadly performed. A second term for "all-nighter" would be "stressful." We Bumble Bees enjoy getting our things done early because it seems very inefficient to do everything at the last minute and stress about it. I as a Bumble Bee have been working on a paper for many days and feel fully confident that it will be finished by the due date. Other animals of my class have not done this. I would categorize many of these people as sloths. A sloth seems to fit them perfect. Slots are lazy, enjoy complaining, and (unbeknownst to their families) love to go out late and party with a red solo cup. I have been told that a red solo cup makes for excellent companionship, but I have not yet tried and do not plan on attempting to do so, due to the fact that every time an animals or insect is with a red solo cup they seem to be compelled to act stupid, say rude things, and get sick. I don't know what this red solo cup has that is so contagious, but I want nothing to do with it.
Perhaps these animals and insects believe that the red solo cup will help them to find motivation, but I have never had a hard time finding motivation as it is literally a part of my body (the motivation gland is located inside the brain of a Bumble Bee).
I suppose that now that I have had my down time, the writing of this blog is very relaxing and can often begin my motivation gland to restart its synthesis of motivation, I should get back to work. That paper won't finish itself you know.
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